5/20/2025

five terrible short stories

ok, so I haven't written anything in a while, so we are just going to shoot off 5 of the worst short stories I can think off just to make the ball move.

1

once apon a time, there was a girl with silky hair and no teeth. she when to a witch to trade her hair for teeth, but the which told her that her hair was far to preious to be turned to teeth, and she must keep it. she when to a doctor who told her the same. and a hairdresser. and a denist. then she starve to death, for she had no teeth to chew. the end

2

there was a cat who found a crinkle ball, and she was happy.she fell asleep next to it every day, until, her crinkle ball went missing. she look high and low, but could not find it,until one day, she had to go to the vet. the vet was a terrible place, but in the carrier, she found it! her lost crinkle ball! horray!

3

I sing a song of empty hearts

I found them empty, with no sparks

though cold and hard, and far to old

it seems those hearts be made of gold

4

once there was like, a really hot lady at a grocery store, but she wouldn't talk to me, because it turns out hot ladies at the grcoery store don't like random people comming up to them and asking them to give me attation. So I followed the lady home, but she still didn't want to talk to me, even though we weren't at the grocery store. luckily, the ice police officer really like to talk to me, so I guess that it all worked out.

5

once there was a person, who was really hungry, but to lazy to get up to eat, so they sat on there computer and home that food for magically arrive, but it turns out magic isn't really, so they had to get up and go downstairs and cook something in order to feel better. They went downstair to cook, only to find that all the food they have required to much work to make, and resigned themselfes to suffer, untill, they found it! in the corner of the fridge, lay a bag of cheese. they ate handfull out of the bag, and patted themselves on the pack, for going another night being fed.